Matt: Look what I did today. (Opens the kitchen garbage can.) Emily: You made a tuna sandwich? Matt: No. Emily: You didn’t like the meatballs? Matt: No. Emily: You…broke a champagne flute? Matt: Yea… Emily: YES!! Matt: (Extremely confused look on his face) Emily: WE’RE TIED! Now I don’t feel so guilty for breaking that [...]
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I think I have a clue as to why you may have foreclosed on your home. The answer just came to me as I must now remove our address from seven more catalogs. The total cancelled catalogs must be somewhere in the realm of 20. Scratch that, I am unsubscribing from eight of them currently. [...]
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Right now we–or just Matt as evidenced by the blogging–are conquering one of the many projects needed in our new place. That’s right–a townhouse that is officially ours according to us and the county. After a shopping trip to fill up Matt’s toolbox, the following, inevitable situation occurred: Matt just scanned the stud detector across [...]
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